A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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