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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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