"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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