Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

FIRE!!

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

A Woman out of the kitchen

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Runescape.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

How's your mum? she's dead..

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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