Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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