What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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equality for women

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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