What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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