your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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