Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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One time i was sitting down

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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