What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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hrih

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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you.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Anti Joke

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