What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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womens sports...

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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