Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Your momma's so fat...

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The economy.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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