- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

whats brown and booky a book.

What's brown an sticky Shit

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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