- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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