- Anti Joke

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tilt your screen back

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

An Asian man fails a math test