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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

I once did something.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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