Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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