a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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