- Anti Joke

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Vote this down and get DOXED

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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