Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Japan

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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world society

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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