- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

A child walks into a classroom.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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