Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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WNBA

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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