- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Then none of us want to be right.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

what did one computer say to the other .........

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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