- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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