Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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