- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Your dads dead. lol

i found waldo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

women's rights

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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