- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Skrillex.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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