- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Balls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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