Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Cancer. Super Cancer.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

I work at jcpenny

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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