- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Women's rights.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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