Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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