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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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