Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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i committed murder

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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