what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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HOLY COW!

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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roy g biv

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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