A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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