- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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