Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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