Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Want to hear a joke? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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