- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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