How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Barack Obama.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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