Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Terry has ebola

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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