- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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