- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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