Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Guess who is violent. Osama

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do you call an blank test? an F

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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