Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

The american education system.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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