- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

ring around the rosie ... your dead

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.