- Anti Joke

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know