How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Guess what? Bananas

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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A French man gets into a fight

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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