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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

HURT

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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You're tall.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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