- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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